PATIO SEATING & CARRY OUT MENU


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Welcome, the patio is open for dine in service and carry out from 11am-10pm Tues-Sunday (closed on Monday).

For CARRY OUT please call in 513 541 0528 or 513 429 0359 to order and pay and pick it up on the back bar. Orders take between 12-15 minutes to prepare.

YACHT CLUB MENU

We love tendies, but for real, doesn’t everyone? One time we dressed up as Applebees and added tendies as joke. The joke was on us because we all loved them so much that we kept them on the menu for the next month. The world feels like it’s ending so we thought, why not combine our love of tendies, cool ranch doritos and twisted tea and make the holy trinity of snacks. (kinda like that picture of Guy Fieri, ICP’s Violent J and Steve from Smashmouth) So here we go:

MENU:

COOL RANCH TENDIES & FRIES $12. (GF) FRESH CHICKEN MARINATED IN BUTTERMILK, PICKLE JUICE AND RANCH SEASONING. COATED AND FRIED IN A POTATO AND CORN STARCH MIXTURE WITH COOL RANCH DORITO CHIP FLAKES. GLUTEN FUCKING FREE. COMES WITH FRESH CUT FRIES AND A TWISTED TEA HONEY THREE MUSTARD SAUCE. THIS SAUCE IS SERIOUSLY FLAME AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE HONEY MUSTARD. (I DO LIKE TWISTED TEA, AND NOW I GUESS I LIKE HONEY MUSTARD).
COOL RANCH TOFU TENDIES & FRIES $12: (VG) (GF) AVAILABLE (VE) TOFU STRIPS MARINATED IN PICKLE JUICE AND RANCH SEASONING. COATED AND FRIED IN A POTATO AND CORN STARCH MIXTURE WITH COOL RANCH DORITO CHIP FLAKES. GLUTEN FREE. COMES WITH FRESH CUT FRIES AND A TWISTED TEA HONEY THREE MUSTARD SAUCE. THESE AREN’T VEGAN BECAUSE OF THE DORITOS.) WE CAN MAKE THEM VEGAN WITHOUT THE DORITOS THOUGH.

YACHT CLUB DOUBLE SMASH BURGER & FRIES:
AVRIL BLEH BEEF BLEND, HOUSE MADE PICKLES, SIXTEEN BRICKS BUNS. SERVED WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, MAYO AND USA CHEESE. FRESH CUT FRIES INCLUDED. $12

SESAME GINGER TOFU BANH SCOTT: SESAME GINGER TOFU, CARROTS, ARUGULA, PICKLED RED ONION, SPICY AIOLI, JALAPEÑO, CILANTRO. FRESH CUT FRIES INCLUDED. $12
(AVAILABLE VEGAN UPON REQUEST)


6 SMOKED WINGS (GF) $10

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HOMEMADE SAUCES:

– Buffalo (V) (GF)

– Tangy BBQ (V) (GF)

– Sesame Ginger (VE)(GF)

– Habanero Garlic (V) (GF)

– Parmesan Garlic (V)GF)

– Jamaican Jerk (VE)  (GF)

– Cilantro Honey Lime (V)  (GF)

-add Nascar (ranch) or Bleu Cheese $1 (V

VEGAN CAULI WINGS (VE) $10

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HOMEMADE SAUCES:

– Buffalo (V) (GF)

– Tangy BBQ (V) (GF)

– Sesame Ginger (VE)(GF)

– Habanero Garlic (V) (GF)

– Parmesan Garlic (V)GF)

– Jamaican Jerk (VE)  (GF)

– Cilantro Honey Lime (V)  (GF)

-add Nascar (ranch) or Bleu Cheese $1 (V


BEST OF CINCINNATI POUTINE: $10 
FRESH CUT FRIES, HOUSE GRAVY, WISCONSIN CHEESE CURDS, SCALLIONS $10

CAESAR SALAD (V) $8
ROMAINE, PARMESAN, CAESAR DRESSING, HOUSE CROUTONS
+ADD SMOKED CHICKEN THIGHS $4
+ADD LIGHTLY FRIED TOFU $4
+ADD SARDINES $4



FRIES $4 (VE)
ADD LOCAL URBAN STEAD AGED CHEDDAR $3 (V)



CREATURE FRIES: FRESH CUT FRIES, 3 CHEESE MORNAY, SCALLIONS, PICKLED ONION, WISCONSIN SHARP CHEDDAR, JALAPEÑO, NASCAR SAUCE
+4 ADD FRIED TOFU (V)
+4 ADD SMOKED CHICKEN THIGHS

AVAILABLE VEGAN

MAC & CHEESE $4
ELBOW PASTA, 3 CHEESE MORNAY, CHEDDAR, SCALLIONS (V)

AVAILABLE VEGAN


FRIED BROCCOLI $4 (VE) 
(GF)
WITH A SIDE SPICY AIOLI SAUCE (SAUCE NOT VEGAN)


TOFU TENDIES $4 (VE) 
(GF)
FRIED TOFU TENDIES WITH YOUR CHOICE OF SIDE SAUCE


COCKTAILS:

JUNGLE BIRD: DARK RUM, PINEAPPLE, LIME, HOUSE TRIPLE SEC, CAMPARI

BAJA BLASTED $10
WITH VODKA INSIDE. IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD.


VAL’S PINEAPPLE CREAMY MARG ON CRUSHED ICE


CAPRI SUN OF ANARCHY:
16 OZ OF VODKA, LAVENDER LEMONADE IN A BAG. PROUDLY SERVING BAGGED COCKTAILS SINCE 2017
, ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS.

PATIO COCKTIAL LIST:
CAPRI SUN OF ANARCHY: 16 oz bag of lavender lemonade w/ vodka $10
BEES KNEES: gin, local honey, lemon 8
KIKI TIKI: gin, lavendar, lime, sparkling wine, 10
HONEYSUCKLE MARGARITA:  local honey, orange blossom water, lime 10
CLASSIC MARG: tequila, house triple sec, lemon and lime 9YACHTSMAN gin, grapefruit soda, lime
BRITTANY MURPHY: vodka, soda, orange juice, pint glass
PEANUT BUTTER TEQUILA SHOOTER $5


Draft Beer $6
changes daily, please ask your bartender

Domestic Beer
PBR Tall Boy $3
Miller High Life $3
Bud Light $4
Bud Heavy $4
Narraganset $3
Twisted Tea Tall Boy $4

Import
Stieg Tall Boy  $6
Guinness Tall Boy $5
Krombacher  Pils Tall Boy $4

$5 Craft Cans:
Jackie O’s Mystic Mama IPA
Stone IPA
Urban Artifact Finn (berliner weisse pale ale)
Dogfish Head Seaquench Ale
Weinstephaner Hefe 
Anchor Steam 
Rhinegeist Truth
Rhinegeist Cheetah
Rhinegeist Slangria
Rhinegeist Swizzle Cider
Founders Porter
White Claw Seltzer

One time my band went on a DIY tour in the UK. It was an absolute success and at the same time a total disaster, but we had a lot of fun. I was dating a love of my life at the time and she had two long haired chihuahuas. She wanted another dog, but I thought it was best to wait to get another one til I got back and that dog would be mine. She picked me up from the airport with the dog pictured (Levi aka Mr. Snugs aka Bad Boi aka Dective Snuggleswoth aka the Snugsman aka Snorty Boi aka AKA), and I fell in love immediately.

She moved on to bigger and better things but let me keep Snugs who has been my constant companion. But guess what, your precious Taco Bell IS taking things away from you. So get it from us because we need your money more and have no shame.

Cheesy fiesta potatoes, topped with beer can chicken or fried tofu. My dog looks like that dog, and fiesta potatoes are way of life, please dump our 3 cheese mornay cheese sauce on them or our smoked pulled chicken or both. Vegan options available,

Also we’re serving alcoholic Baja Blasts because why the fuck not?! Live Mas!

Menu:

Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes $10
with a 3 cheese mornay sauce, sour cream and scallions. available vegan.
add fried tofu or smoked beer-can pulled chicken $4

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YACHT CLUB DOUBLE SMASH BURGER & FRIES:
AVRIL BLEH BEEF BLEND, HOUSE MADE PICKLES, SIXTEEN BRICKS BUNS. SERVED WITH LETTUCE, TOMATO, MAYO AND USA CHEESE. FRESH CUT FRIES INCLUDED. $12

Sesame Ginger Tofu Banh Scott: sesame ginger tofu, carrots, arugula, pickled red onion, spicy aioli, jalapeño, cilantro. Fresh cut fries included. $12
(available vegan upon request)


6 Smoked Wings (GF) $10


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homemade sauces:

– Buffalo (V) (GF)

– Tangy BBQ (V) (GF)

– Sesame Ginger (VE)(GF)

– Habanero Garlic (V) (GF)

– Parmesan Garlic (V)GF)

– Jamaican Jerk (VE)  (GF)

– Cilantro Honey Lime (V)  (GF)

-add Nascar (ranch) or Bleu Cheese $1 (V

Vegan Cauli Wings (VE) $10


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homemade sauces:

– Buffalo (V) (GF)

– Tangy BBQ (V) (GF)

– Sesame Ginger (VE)(GF)

– Habanero Garlic (V) (GF)

– Parmesan Garlic (V)GF)

– Jamaican Jerk (VE)  (GF)

– Cilantro Honey Lime (V)  (GF)

-add Nascar (ranch) or Bleu Cheese $1 (V


Best of Cincinnati Poutine: $10 
fresh cut fries, house gravy, Wisconsin cheese curds, scallions $10

Caesar Salad (V) $8
romaine, parmesan, caesar dressing, house croutons
+add smoked chicken thighs $4
+add lightly fried Tofu $4
+add sardines $4



Fries $4 (VE)
add local Urban Stead aged cheddar $3 (V)



Creature Fries: fresh cut fries, 3 cheese mornay, scallions, pickled onion, wisconsin sharp cheddar, jalapeño, nascar sauce
+4 add fried tofu (V)
+4 add smoked chicken thighs

available vegan




Mac & Cheese $4
elbow pasta, 3 cheese mornay, cheddar, scallions (V)

available vegan


Fried Broccoli $4 (VE)
(GF)
with a side spicy aioli sauce (sauce not vegan)


Tofu Tendies $4 (VE)
(GF)
fried tofu tendies with your choice of side sauce


COCKTAILS:

Jungle Bird: Dark rum, pineapple, lime, house triple sec, Campari

Baja Blasted $10
with vodka inside. It’s actually really good.


Val’s Pineapple Creamy Marg on Crushed Ice


Capri Sun of Anarchy:
16 oz of vodka, lavender lemonade in a bag. Proudly serving bagged cocktails since 2017
, accept no imitations.

PATIO COCKTIAL LIST:
CAPRI SUN OF ANARCHY: 16 oz bag of lavender lemonade w/ vodka $10
BEES KNEES: gin, local honey, lemon 8
KIKI TIKI: gin, lavendar, lime, sparkling wine, 10
HONEYSUCKLE MARGARITA:  local honey, orange blossom water, lime 10
CLASSIC MARG: tequila, house triple sec, lemon and lime 9YACHTSMAN gin, grapefruit soda, lime
BRITTANY MURPHY: vodka, soda, orange juice, pint glass
PEANUT BUTTER TEQUILA SHOOTER $5


Draft Beer $6
changes daily, please ask your bartender


Domestic Beer
PBR Tall Boy $3
Miller High Life $3
Bud Light $4
Bud Heavy $4
Narraganset $3
Twisted Tea Tall Boy $4

Import
Stieg Tall Boy  $6
Guinness Tall Boy $5
Krombacher  Pils Tall Boy $4


$5 Craft Cans:
Jackie O’s Mystic Mama IPA
Stone IPA
Urban Artifact Finn (berliner weisse pale ale)
Dogfish Head Seaquench Ale
Weinstephaner Hefe 
Anchor Steam 
Rhinegeist Truth
Rhinegeist Cheetah
Rhinegeist Slangria
Rhinegeist Swizzle Cider
Founders Porter
White Claw Seltzer



Draft Beer $6
changes daily, please ask your bartender

Domestic Beer
PBR Tall Boy $3
Miller High Life $3
Bud Light $4
Bud Heavy $4
Narraganset $3
Twisted Tea Tall Boy $4

Import
Stieg Tall Boy  $6
Guinness Tall Boy $5
Krombacher  Pils Tall Boy $4

$5 Craft Cans:
Jackie O’s Mystic Mama IPA
Stone IPA
Urban Artifact Finn (berliner weisse pale ale)
Dogfish Head Seaquench Ale
Weinstephaner Hefe 
Anchor Steam 
Rhinegeist Truth
Rhinegeist Cheetah
Rhinegeist Slangria
Rhinegeist Swizzle Cider
Founders Porter
White Claw Seltzer

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PATIO COCKTIAL LIST:
CAPRI SUN OF ANARCHY: 16 oz bag of lavender lemonade w/ vodka $10
BEES KNEES: gin, local honey, lemon 8
KIKI TIKI: gin, lavendar, lime, sparkling wine, 10
HONEYSUCKLE MARGARITA:  local honey, orange blossom water, lime 10
CLASSIC MARG: tequila, house triple sec, lemon and lime 9YACHTSMAN gin, grapefruit soda, lime
BRITTANY MURPHY: vodka, soda, orange juice, pint glass
PEANUT BUTTER TEQUILA SHOOTER $5


Draft Beer $6
changes daily, please ask your bartender

Domestic Beer
12 pack PBR Tall Boy 15
12 Miller High Life 15

Import
Stieg Tall Boy  $6
Guinness Tall Boy $5
Krombacher  Pils Tall Boy $4

$5 Craft Cans:
Jackie O’s Mystic Mama IPA
Stone IPA
Urban Artifact Finn (berliner weisse pale ale)
Dogfish Head Seaquench Ale
Weinstephaner Hefe 
Anchor Steam 
Rhinegeist Truth
Rhinegeist Cheetah
Rhinegeist Slangria
Rhinegeist Swizzle Cider
Founders Porter
White Claw Seltzer

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