
Double Smash Burger
$18Two Avril-Bleh smashed beef patties, USA cheese, lettuce, onion, pickle, Duke's mayo on a grilled 16 Bricks potato bun.
House-smoked. Hand-cut. No microwave, no freezer. Cooked to order.
Monthly Special
Veggie / Vegan Version
Two Avril-Bleh smash burgers with shredded lettuce, housemade tartar sauce, USA cheese, pickles & onions — between two grilled cheeses on fresh-baked Nicky T Wonderful bread.
They killed our famous Fucc Boi sticker, so the first 300 orders get a commemorative leather keychain instead. Stamped by hand, in-house, one at a time, because we're locals and we do our own stunts. 🗝️🤘🚩🏁
Monthly Veggie Special: Same treatment with a Beyond burger — available vegan.
Served with fresh-cut fries or Mawmaw June's Potato Salad. $18
+ sub fried broccoli or salad $3 · + creature or poutine your fries $6
№ 02.1 · From The Smoker
Served with fresh cut fries or Mawmaw June's Potato Salad. Sub fried broccoli or salad +$3. Creature or poutine your fries +$6.
Jumbo wings with 5-spice house rub. All sauces homemade. Add Nascar (ranch), bleu cheese, or vegan ranch +$1.
Six House Sauces
Buffalo (V/GF) · Tangy BBQ (VE/GF) · Sesame Ginger (VE) · Habanero Garlic (V/GF) · Parmesan Garlic (V/GF) · Cilantro Honey Lime (V/GF)
Hand-cut every morning. Made famous on CityBeat and DDD. Add grilled chicken +$6, lightly fried tofu +$5, or pulled pork +$6.
Craft cocktails, ten rotating taps, seasonal slushie, and the pickle section you already heard about.
Three drinks built obsessively — every detail dialed.
House SpecialVodka · coffee liqueur · house cold brew · oat milk
24-hour cold brew. Ultrasonically homogenized. Poured cold with nitro.
We pulled out every trick we know to build the perfect bev. Served UP or On The Rocks with Frisch's Ice.
Seasonal SlushieVodka · cherry · fresh lemon · house cherry-blossom simple · prosecco finish
Cup turns black when it's ready. Straw turns red. They're yours to keep.
Soft-serve mouthfeel. Full-send flavor. Deceptively boozy. Last sip as cold as the first.
Ultrasonically homogenized · refractometer-dialed · pulled cold from the Spaceman.
Cold WeatherBourbon · fresh lemon · house spiced honey
A cold-weather classic. Built warm, built right.
Heavy Cincinnati lean. We rotate 10 taps seasonally — check in-house for current pours.
Dark 'n' Stormy · Aperol Spritz · Manhattan · Negroni · Boulevardier · Sidecar · French 75 · Daiquiri · Old Fashioned · Martini · New Old Fashioned (the Mad Men one with all the fruit, $13)
Wines rotate seasonally. One of each style on hand.
RED · Pinot Noir · Cabernet · Malbec
WHITE · Sauv Blanc · Chardonnay · Pinot Grigio · Rosé
SPARKLING · California Brut Champagne
Miller Lite · High Life · Budweiser · Bud Light · Coors Light · Coors Banquet · PBR Tall Boy · Narragansett Tall Boy · Michelob Ultra
Guinness · Köstritzer Black Lager · Stiegl Radler · Hitachino Yuzu Lager · Hitachino Espresso Stout · Stella · Lucky Buddha Enlightened Beer · Tucher Helles · Modelo · Tecate · Red Stripe · Pacifico · Palma
Urban Artifact Gadget · Geist Tea · Rhinegeist Seasonal · Milk Stout Nitro · Great Lakes Ed Fitz Porter · Sierra Nevada Pale Ale · Left Hand Peanut Butter Milk Stout · Kitty Paw (seasonal) · Prairie Seasonal Sour Ales · Original Sin Black Widow Cider · Original Sin McIntosh Cider · Topo Chico
BrewDog Punk Cold AF Pils · Athletic Free Wave IPA · Athletic Golden Ale · Clausthaler Grapefruit · Heineken 0.0 · Sierra Nevada Hop Splash · Guinness N/A · Blue Moon N/A